Description
Packed full of novelty and an excellent bang for your buck! This year, we’re welcoming these joyful lil Mystery Bags to our holiday lineup.
Look I don’t know about you and your life, but something that happens here at Knave of Cups if we somehow collect a lot of… stuff. Particularly since we’ve begun running our vending machine, which is sorta of an automated stuff dispenser, leftover… stuff  keeps piling up. Fun stuff, delightful, neat stuff, but all odds and ends: too little of this stuff, too many of that stuff, etc. So, what we’ve started to do is we pile the stuff up, we jam it into bags, and then we sprinkle a little extra special stuff into each bag to really make them pop. It’s a win-win: you get a grab-bag of silly and fun stuff for significantly below market rates, and we get to reduce the ever-growing pile of leftover stuff that is constantly threatening to gain sentience.
2025 is actually the second year we’ve made these bags, but last year they went in the vending machine first and they were so popular we never got to sell any of them online. Which is just to say, despite being odds and ends, this stuff has historically been in high demand.
Like us humans, each Mystery Bag is unique but we can, at least, promise:
✅ A handful of dice including exclusive “strange dice” (hand-picked from weirdest dice we could find and never-before-seen in the shop, vending machine, or anywhere outside one specific board game twenty years ago)
✅ Random Tarot cards
✅ A variety of delightful surprises, including toys, dad jokes, puzzles, enamel pins, sometimes more dice, stickers, fantasy art trading cards, and more
Four of you will receive The d9,999,999 Generator (our FAVORITE bag). Recipients of a d999,999,999 Generator are invited to create a d9,999,999 table, tell us about it, and win a prize.*
- Great size for stockings, Secret Santas, or any holiday involving expressing gratitude via the giving of tiny things (maybe Hanukkah or, like, a very large Advent calendar)
- *The prize is our fear and admiration
- FULL OF CHOKING HAZARDS, MAY INCLUDE ARTISTIC NUDITY
